Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.