Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Who wrote it?

Major Bumsore

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.