Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.