Orgy Jokes

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Southern Girl Jokes More Southern Girl Jokes

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls?

Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Southern Jokes More Southern Jokes

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.