Too many thank-you notes.
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Too many thank you notes to write
Please Get Out The Pool"
Canadian club on the rocks.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
Fiancee.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)