Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
She became salty.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Four different answers
So they can stand closer to the sink
He wanted to be on time.
A-hem!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
