Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
A-hem!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
