Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Hem Jokes More Hem Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to