Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
A-hem!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
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