Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.