Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!