Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.