Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.