Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.