Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

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What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

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What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.