Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.