Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!