Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....