Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....