Semi Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

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Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Marco Jokes More Marco Jokes

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay