Semi Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Marco Jokes More Marco Jokes

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."