Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that....
A semi
Never mind, I figured it out.
With your figure of speech
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
84% of their dna
because he's too short to be called an essay.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
They have a semillon!
Throw in a load of laundry.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Scissor me timbers!
Their hump has no bone.
