Semi Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

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Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*