How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.