How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.