What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.