What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.