Zero. Somebody already did it.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("
Zero, its already lit
When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.
Purple circle.
When somebody asks for a raise
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.