How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps