How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.