How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One? .... Or two?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.