How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.