Zero, its already lit
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Both of them.
Rise up lights
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Because they are Russin'
Because it's too cold out tide.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
Zero emissions.
Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
