What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.