What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far