What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang