What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...