Short People Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

You might also enjoy:

5'2 Jokes More 5'2 Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Tragedy Jokes More Tragedy Jokes

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Dutch People Jokes More Dutch People Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.