Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
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Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Damn it!
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
No honey, it s not what it looks like."
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
The players all drowned in spring training.
Truth or Darren Wilson.
Tequila
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
A short one with no punchline
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters
They lead such short lives.
I heard everybody had a blast.
FILET MIGNON!**
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
