Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
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Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
They're both short essays.
High wasted shorts!
It's 0K.
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
The short ones drowned in the floods
The time God took to cook us
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Their spaceships Netherland.
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Tareable
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Guard : He went through the entrance.
Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out
