Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
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Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
People don't take it lightly.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
This needs to happen.
I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.
The dyke broke.
The short ones drowned in the floods
High wasted shorts!
They're both short essays.
Rage Upon the Latrine
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
she shattered his jaw!
