Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
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Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Dam!
Because a Cadillac sits six.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Cuatro sinko
Knock on the door
Zero.
Zero emissions.
The short ones drowned in the floods
They are cheap.
LED Zeppelin
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Bobby Fillet
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
