Short People Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

5'2 Jokes More 5'2 Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.