Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
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Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Because he reached terminal velocity.
Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.
In Laotian.
Because it's too cold out tide.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Shorts!
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
It'd be a waste of time.
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Dam!
Bring on their subs!
LOG LOG LOG LOG
When it's past your eyes.
They are cheap.
The short ones drowned in the floods
