What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.