What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was