Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!