Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.