He could never seem to get ahead in life.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
You guys have no life!"
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Because it had too many issues.
What do I have to do to get ahead around here?