What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.