Irish handcuffs.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A Selfie!
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Rady O'Gaga
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
