What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!