What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.