What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.