What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.