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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.