Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Anne Boleyn Jokes More Anne Boleyn Jokes

Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ?

Anne Boleyn alley !

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !