Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ?

Anne Boleyn alley !

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !