How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key