How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!