When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.