When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.