When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?