What's the difference between U and I?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite