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I dunno, I just repost them.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
A quarter pounder with cheese.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite