What's the difference between U and I?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J