J Jokes

What's the difference between U and I?

J

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What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.