How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u