How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.