Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.