Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.