Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!