How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)