What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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It is when the blind try to read your face

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Tufaloffahsofa

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste