What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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By the dandruff on her shoes.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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Tufaloffahsofa

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.