How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!