What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Previous Random Joke Next

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

Second Caribou Jokes More Second Caribou Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Owlgebra Jokes More Owlgebra Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What's an owl's favorite subject?

Owlgebra