What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What's an owl's favorite subject?

Owlgebra

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.