Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid