Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.