Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.