Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"