Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.