Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.