What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

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Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.