What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.