What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.