What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.