Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.