Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*