Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*