Because they own none chucks.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
