What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*