What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired