What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire