What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!