What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!