What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.