What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.