What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by