What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.