What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.