What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS