What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids