What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.