How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !