How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !