Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right