Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Who gets saved?

America