Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years