Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.