Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!