Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Who gets saved?

America

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.