Nbc Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Broadcast Jokes More Broadcast Jokes

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers