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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Spoiled milk.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.