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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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He re-posts it.

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!