How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

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