Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave