Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits