Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.