What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!