What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.