What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life?

He wasn't nosey.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.