What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Casper Jokes More Casper Jokes

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.