One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
He wasn't nosey.
Michael Jackson
A handful of sheet.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Depends.
I love you, boo!!
He has a hollow-weiner.