What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.