What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

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What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.

What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!