What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How would you say you handle job pressure?

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Support Group Jokes More Support Group Jokes

What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.