He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!
He joins AARP
Slim to nun.
He couldn't handle his boos.
For the boos.
The Dead Sea.
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
The Ex Men.