What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.