What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Support Group Jokes More Support Group Jokes

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.

What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!