What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

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How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."