How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Apple Product Jokes More Apple Product Jokes

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.