How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.