What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."